Hip-hop with the Notorious C.O.S.

As a longtime critic of the unpleasant levels of violence and misogyny in some hip-hop music, it was probably only a matter of time before Bill Cosby threw his own hat, or sweater, in the ring. Indeed, the Cos is reportedly recording a rap album called "State of Emergency" for a release this year. The Guide offers a few predictions:

• Album stalls after he can't find anything to rhyme with "Huxtable."

•Special guest appearances by multiple

famous jazz musicians posing as grandparents.

• Rap name: B. Argyle.

• Album will be titled "State of Emergency Part 6," in ill-advised marketing scheme.

• One track is just a looped recording of Theo saying, "Jammin' on the one."

• Lisa Bonet quits album a year in to marry Lenny Kravitz.

• It's actually just a commencement speech.

• Sets up rap battle between Ghost Dad and Ghostface Killah.

• Album release is not real; merely an

elaborate hoax to teach the Cosby children a lesson about sound financial management.