Unfinding Neverland
Michael Jackson's increasingly tragic-looking Neverland Ranch is going up for auction this weekend. Bids start at $24 million, which, in addition to the ranch, will get you:
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[an error occurred while processing this directive]• Macaulay Culkin
• The secret wall of failed noses
• Several truckloads of monkey diapers
• A well-stocked cellar full of "Jesus Juice"
• Dr. Jacko's Patented Giraffe-Monkey
Hybrid, code name "Longneck McChimp"
• 400 cans of instant rainbows
• Free Willy
• Daddy issues. Lots and lots of daddy issues
• Fleet of windowless white vans filled with candy
• Thousands of "We Are the World" shirts
• That machine that morphs faces into other faces
• Several unopened cases of flammable Pepsi
• Light-up sidewalk
• A room filled wall-to-wall with defense lawyers
• An overwhelming sense of shame
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