The Cheese stands alone

This past week, police were called to a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant in Natick, Mass., after receiving 911 calls about two women fighting during a 9-year-old's birthday party. What could have happened to set them off?

• Crème brulee was a little tart

• Things can get heated in the plastic ball pit

• Reward ticket laundering has become a billion-dollar-a-year business.

• That last piece of pepperoni with mushrooms looked pretty tempting.

• Tensions erupted over the last plush Chuck E. Cheese doll, purchased with 750,000 tickets, worth $12.

• We've seen it happen a hundred times: Tekken violence turns into real violence

• Even at the amateur levels, Skee-Ball is incredibly intense

• Lock up a bunch of people in a room that stinks of dirty feet, and you're just asking for this sort of thing

• The private birthday melee rooms were all reserved

• We can't tell you. The first rule of Chuck E. Cheese is you don't talk about Chuck E. Cheese